Random Thought...

Ok, so I was getting a drink a minute ago and musing about being tired, and a thought occurred to me;

Why do Pimps have canes?

I mean, I know it's a pretty stylin' accessory, and occasionally proves useful for beating hoes (as pimps so often do), but it just doesn't seem to fit. Pimps have plenty of cool trinkets and other such things to complete their outfits (Read: Pimp Hats and Bling), so what benefit does the Pimp cane have. And who was it that first thought "Hey, I'm a pretty Pimp-tastic lookin' Pimp, but a cane would just make me look so much sicker!".

Now, don't get me wrong, I love Pimp canes as much as the next guy, but why do Pimps carry canes? I guess this one'll just be added to my list of stuff I don't understand, along with the mystery of GUMMY and the origin of belly button fluff.

Till then, keep Pimpin'

Pete



(For the record, the word Pimp was used 10 times in this post(Not counting just then), as an adjective, a verb and a noun)