Wake up the dying, don't wake up the dead...

I see you're back then...
Uh, yeah, yeah I am.  Just got back in this afternoon actually.
Bout time, maybe you'll get around to updating this thing now, which you so willfully neglected.
I think that's a little harsh.
We'll, let's be honest, it wouldn't be the first time, would it you've just upped and left things behind.
What are you talking about?
I think you well know.
NO! I clearly don't.
Well what about...what's her name, that girl, you know the one I mean.
EXCUSE ME!!  That's a seriously low blow.  How dare you bring her into this, she's totally irrelevant.
I wonder what she would say about that...
That isn't what I meant, and you know it. 
Well she's just the start of a pretty long list and I think you know it.
Why are you even bringing this up??  I just came from a very long flight after a very good holiday, I don't need this shit right now!
You know me, always the devil on your shoulder, thorn in your side.  I take pleasure in seeing you suffer.
That's it, I'm outta here....
 
Hey bud, what's gettin you down?
You don't wanna know, trust me.
If I didn't want to know, would I have asked?
Good point.
So?  What is it?
OK, picture this, get home after an awsome time in England, and the first person I speak to, the first 'freind' just starts feedin' me a load of shit for no reason.  I don't need that, I just don't need that right now.
Woah, woah, sounds like you need to kick back and chill out.  Wanna cold one?
As ever, when you're right, you're very, very right.  Miller?
I think we've got a few.
Awsome.
Look, people like that don't matter, you're bigger than that, you just have to rise above, elevate yourself to a higher plain and don't let petty minded people bring you down.
I stand by my previous statement about you being right.
That's why I'm here.  Without guys like me, the whole world would come crashing down.
Thanks, man.  Wanna shoot some pool?
Do I ever. 

There's more to this story, I just ran out of time (I was writing in the Heathrow departure lounge and the plain was boarding).